Have you ever been relaxing, enjoying a luxury cruise, only to be thrown overboard by a disgruntled deckhand?

Me neither.Have you ever been relaxing, enjoying a luxury cruise, only to be thrown overboard by a disgruntled deckhand?
I used to be a sailor in the Navy, so I was the disgruntled one. They never did find that one Lieutenant who kept giving me a hard time...
Oddly enough, it happens to me on a daily basis.Have you ever been relaxing, enjoying a luxury cruise, only to be thrown overboard by a disgruntled deckhand?
I shouldn't have asked for so many pool towels.
I've never been able to afford a luxury cruise so maybe its good to be not so wealthy!